30 July, 2025

Taco Tuesday, But Make It Lasagna… Kind Of

Listen, y’all. I found a recipe online that had the nerve—the audacity—to call itself Taco Lasagna. Cute, right? Well, your girl clicked on it thinking she was about to uncover the eighth wonder of the culinary world. Turns out, it was more like… Pinterest meets delusion with a sprinkle of “that’s not how my grandma would’ve […]

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From Penny Rich to TikTok Famous (Kinda, Sorta, Almost)

Well HELLO there, internet fam! Grab your cold brew (or sweet tea, I don’t judge), because Mama’s got some big news—drumroll, please… I HIT 1,000 FOLLOWERS ON TIKTOK!!Woo, woo, woo! Insert confetti cannon, jazz hands, and a cartwheel I definitely can’t do. You know what that means?That’s right, baby—we’re not just talking TikTok for fun anymore. We’re […]

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The Final Kentucky Farewell — Hello, New Routine!

Alright y’all — it’s official. We’ve made our last trip back to Florida. Yep, you read that right. No more back-and-forths, no more packing up half the house for a weeklong stay. We. Are. HOME. Cue the confetti cannons, pop the sparkling juice, and imagine me doing a very awkward but enthusiastic victory dance in the kitchen. […]

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I Opened a Store Today… and No, You Don’t Have to Put on Pants to Visit It

Guess who just opened a store today? That’s right—this girl! Before you picture me unlocking a tiny boutique with a bell on the door and a vintage cash register, let me stop you. It’s online, of course. Because I know you like to shop from your couch while eating cereal straight out of the box. No judgment. I […]

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