Lifestyle
So… Is This Thing On?
Alright, friends, strangers, and that one loyal reader I hope isn’t just a bot from Estonia—let’s have a little chat. You know how some people pick up yoga or sourdough breadmaking during hard times? Well, I picked up writing. Not just blog ramblings like this one (though, yes, hello, you’re welcome)—I actually started dabbling in short stories. Fictional ones. […]
From Sunshine to Submersion: Our Triumphant Return to the Bluegrass State
Well folks… we’re back! Kentucky welcomed us home yesterday with open arms—and a whole lot of WATER. I’m talking about an epic, Noah’s-Ark-level, aquatic extravaganza. We cruised in from Tennessee, not necessarily unaware, just not prepared, and BAM—hello, soggy apocalypse! Imagine this: you’re driving peacefully and suddenly you spot rooftops peeking out from massive lakes where neighborhoods used […]
Blockheads and Bangers: My Night at The Minecraft Movie Premiere
Last night, I witnessed cinematic history. No, not some Oscar-bait drama where everyone whispers and stares meaningfully into the distance. I’m talking about The Minecraft Movie. Yes. That Minecraft. Blocks. Creepers. Crafting tables. And somehow… absolute magic. Let me be very clear: I do not play Minecraft. I don’t even know what half the stuff in the game […]
Oh, My Kentucky! A Dramatic Weather Update & Career Crisis
Y’all, we have been basking in the Florida sunshine for almost two glorious weeks, and now, like some cruel joke, the universe is calling us back up north. But here’s the kicker—Kentucky is about to get slammed with some major storms. Tornadoes, high winds, probably flying cows… I mean, have we learned nothing from The Wizard […]
Gators, Turtles, and Signs of Questionable Life Choices: A Day at Moccasin Lake Nature Park
Today, we traded sunscreen and sandy flip-flops for some solid nature vibes at Moccasin Lake Nature Park in Clearwater, Florida. It’s a beautiful 51-acre patch of paradise featuring trails and boardwalks that wind under massive oak trees like they’re auditioning for the “most majestic tree” role in a Disney movie. The paths meander over streams, creeks, lakes, […]
Snoop Dogg Makes Wine?! Pour Me a Glass, Fo’ Shizzle!
Snoop Dogg makes wine, y’all. Yes, that Snoop. The king of rap, the man who brought us West Coast vibes and a whole lot of “Gin and Juice.” And now? He’s out here crushing grapes instead of beats. What in the Martha-Stewart-collaboration is going on?! Okay, real talk — Snoop might have some competition with Eminem, but […]
Twistee Treat: Where Your Diet Goes to Die, and You Love Every Second of It
Have you ever experienced the pure joy of a Twistee Treat? If not, brace yourself. These iconic ice cream shops reside in what can only be described as a 25-foot-tall fiberglass temple of dairy deliciousness shaped like an actual ice cream cone. Honestly, if ancient civilizations had worshipped ice cream, Twistee Treat would be their pyramid.Now, […]
Sunshine, Shenanigans, and a Dodge Ram That Hates Me
Oh, sweet sunshine and questionable decisions—we’re finally in Florida! Two whole weeks of fun, relaxation, and a little bit of chaos. Our grand arrival followed a 16-hour odyssey, with yours truly driving a solid 14 hours. I’m now considering a career as a long-haul trucker… or maybe a motivational speaker for exhausted parents. Speaking of […]
When Will I Ever Meet This Dude? Ugh…
Carrley Jade, you are killing me! So, my 20, almost 21-year-old (because she would absolutely kill me if I didn’t include that detail) has been talking to this boy for quite a while now. Ely. I’ve tried multiple times to get him to come to dinner with us. You know, just a casual, innocent family […]
Will Drive for Dunkin’: A Love Story
Do you ever find yourself doing something completely ridiculous, fully aware that people might question your sanity? Well, let me introduce you to my personal brand of crazy: the 45-minute round trip for Dunkin’ coffee. Yes, you read that right. Nearly an hour of my precious time for one glorious, caramel-drizzled cup of joy. And no, I […]
