27 April, 2025

 Florida, Bugs, and the Legend of Omgitswicks: A Cautionary Tale

You know you’ve officially crossed into “real Florida” territory when your husband won’t stop sending you Omgitswicks videos like it’s a full-time job. And honestly? I get it. Because if you want the no-frills, bless-your-heart, hold-my-flip-phone version of what’s actually happening in the Sunshine State, Omgitswicks is your man. This dude? He will snatch up his 2002 flip phone, squint into the sun […]

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 It’s World Penguin Day, Baby! (Or as Quincy Calls It… JuJu Day)

Sound the icy trumpets and break out the fish-shaped confetti—because it’s World Penguin Day! Or, as my now very opinionated 8-year-old Quincy insists on calling it, JuJu Day. Why JuJu Day, you ask? Well, gather ‘round. When Quincy was a wide-eyed 2-year-old, he straight-up commandeered a penguin plushie from his big sis Carrley (zero regrets), named him JuJu, and declared that […]

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Late Season

The morning Marion decided to sell the cabin, the lake was already half-thawed. Jagged fractures split the ice like veins under aging skin, and the sky held that clean, empty blue you only see in April, when winter gives up but spring hasn’t yet claimed anything. She poured the coffee too hot, as usual, and […]

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I’ve Officially Entered My Digital Creator Era 

Okay y’all, let’s talk about how I’ve basically become a full-blown digital Picasso overnight. I’ve been glued to my iPad like a caffeinated raccoon with a stylus, creating all the things for my merch shop. T-shirts? Check. Mugs? Oh yes. Notebooks? You know it. Basically, if it can be printed on, I’ve probably doodled on it. So […]

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The Last Month of Lavender

Lena was only twelve when the world stopped spinning right. It began on a humid August afternoon, the kind that pressed down on everything like a heavy, wet quilt. Her grandmother, whom everyone in the family called Nana Jo, had been making lavender lemonade in the kitchen while humming an old folk song. That was […]

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Strawberry the Brave

Fourteen-year-old Lila Avery didn’t talk much—not because she couldn’t, but because the world was too loud. Too bright. Too many things happening all at once. But she had Strawberry. Strawberry had velvety red fur and a pink bow that Lila had sewn on herself. She was a cat—sort of. A stuffed one. But Lila didn’t like to […]

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Bardstown Just Got a Biggby & I’m Basically a Barista Now (Just Kidding, But Not Really)

Stop the presses, y’all—Bardstown has officially joined the caffeinated elite. That’s right, we now have a Biggby Coffee. Go ahead and clutch your pearls. Now before they officially opened, Biggby did this soft launch thing where they were slinging FREE drinks so their baristas could get some practice in. (Um, yes please. Free AND caffeinated? Say less.) Naturally, […]

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