Movie
Live-Action Lilo & Stitch: Somebody Call Cobra Bubbles Because I Need Emotional Support
Let me start this off by saying I wanted to like it. I tried to like it. I sat down with my 3D glasses and Coke Zero in hand ready to be wrapped in a warm tropical hug of nostalgia and intergalactic chaos. But instead? I got a slow crawl through the sand, dragging my […]
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Blockheads and Bangers: My Night at The Minecraft Movie Premiere
Last night, I witnessed cinematic history. No, not some Oscar-bait drama where everyone whispers and stares meaningfully into the distance. I’m talking about The Minecraft Movie. Yes. That Minecraft. Blocks. Creepers. Crafting tables. And somehow… absolute magic. Let me be very clear: I do not play Minecraft. I don’t even know what half the stuff in the game […]
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