coffee
Confessions of a Coffee Addict Turned Cold Brew Queen
Let me just start by asking the real question here: Are you a coffee addict? Because listen—I absolutely am. Like, no-shame, full-throttle, drive-thru junkie status. Dunkin’? Starbucks? Baby, I’d hit those back-to-back if my bank account and waistband didn’t start crying simultaneously. Picture it: me, pulling into the drive-thru like it’s my birthright, ordering my oversized iced caramel […]
Mother’s Day: The One Day We Might Get to Pee Alone
Let’s talk about Mother’s Day—the holiday where the bar is set wildly low and yet somehow still manages to trip us. For one magical Sunday each year, moms everywhere wake up hoping for breakfast in bed, a moment of peace, and maybe a thoughtful card. What we usually get is a lukewarm Eggo waffle, a half-spilled cup […]
I’m Not Lazy, I’m Energy Efficient: Mastering the Art of Selective Productivity
Let’s get something straight: I am not lazy.I am energy efficient.Like a hybrid car with emotional mileage and unpredictable battery life.Some days I’m a productivity goddess. Other days, I whisper “absolutely not” to every obligation and proceed to scroll Facebook under a blanket. And you know what? Balance. Hustle Culture? Couldn’t Be Me. I used to feel […]
Late Season
The morning Marion decided to sell the cabin, the lake was already half-thawed. Jagged fractures split the ice like veins under aging skin, and the sky held that clean, empty blue you only see in April, when winter gives up but spring hasn’t yet claimed anything. She poured the coffee too hot, as usual, and […]
Bardstown Just Got a Biggby & I’m Basically a Barista Now (Just Kidding, But Not Really)
Stop the presses, y’all—Bardstown has officially joined the caffeinated elite. That’s right, we now have a Biggby Coffee. Go ahead and clutch your pearls. Now before they officially opened, Biggby did this soft launch thing where they were slinging FREE drinks so their baristas could get some practice in. (Um, yes please. Free AND caffeinated? Say less.) Naturally, […]
Will Drive for Dunkin’: A Love Story
Do you ever find yourself doing something completely ridiculous, fully aware that people might question your sanity? Well, let me introduce you to my personal brand of crazy: the 45-minute round trip for Dunkin’ coffee. Yes, you read that right. Nearly an hour of my precious time for one glorious, caramel-drizzled cup of joy. And no, I […]
