Snoop Dogg Makes Wine?! Pour Me a Glass, Fo’ Shizzle!

Snoop Dogg makes wine, y’all. Yes, that Snoop. The king of rap, the man who brought us West Coast vibes and a whole lot of “Gin and Juice.” And now? He’s out here crushing grapes instead of beats. What in the Martha-Stewart-collaboration is going on?!

Okay, real talk — Snoop might have some competition with Eminem, but let’s be honest. Snoop is the undisputed role model for proving you can “smoke weed every day” and still be wildly successful. (Kidding! Kind of. Mostly.)

Now, I’ve had the pleasure of sampling not one, but two of Snoop’s fine vinos. First up was Cali Red. It’s dry, bold, and slightly mysterious — much like Snoop himself. A wine that says, “I’m classy, but I still know all the words to ‘Drop It Like It’s Hot.’”

Then there’s the 19 Crimes Sparkling White Wine. This one’s more my vibe — sweet, bubbly, and ready to party. Honestly, I’d never even tried sparkling wine before this. Guess who just leveled up? This girl.

But wait, the best part? The cork. Yep, it’s got Snoop’s picture on it. Imagine popping a bottle and being greeted by Uncle Snoop’s iconic smirk. If that’s not the perfect drinking buddy, I don’t know what is.

I have no idea how many wines Snoop has created, but you best believe it’s now my personal mission to sip my way through all of them. Call it a bucket list, call it research, call it “working on my wine palate.” Whatever. Just know that every time I uncork a bottle, I’ll be toasting to the Doggfather himself.

Cheers, Snoop. You’ve officially made wine fo’ shizzle.