I’ve Officially Entered My Digital Creator Era 

Okay y’all, let’s talk about how I’ve basically become a full-blown digital Picasso overnight. I’ve been glued to my iPad like a caffeinated raccoon with a stylus, creating all the things for my merch shop. T-shirts? Check. Mugs? Oh yes. Notebooks? You know it. Basically, if it can be printed on, I’ve probably doodled on it.

So yeah, I guess I’m a digital creator now. Add that to the resume right under “mom taxi” and “professional procrastinator.” The only thing missing? The coin. This merch doesn’t buy itself, honey. So do your civic duty and treat yourself (and your dog and your grandma) to something fabulous from my shop. GO BUY SOME MERCH!!! (Yes, this is a not-so-subtle plug. No shame.)

Florida, Again? Don’t Mind Me Crying into My Coffee 

Carson’s state testing is finally scheduled, which means we’re Florida-bound again for at least four days in May. Honestly, can we just move already? I’m getting real tired of driving like a ping-pong ball between two states. My gas tank is judging me, and I’m not okay.

Medical Mystery Tour: Rheumy Edition 

And in other news, I’ve got my follow-up with the rheumatologist on Monday. Can’t wait for the medical drama reboot: Sina & The Mysterious Lab Results. Plot twist? My labs were basically like, “We see nothing!” Which could mean I have seronegative rheumatoid arthritis — aka the ninja version that doesn’t show up in bloodwork. So mysterious. So dramatic. So… inconvenient.

We’ll see what the doc says, but you best believe I’m walking in with my sass, sarcasm, and a notebook full of questions.

Stay tuned, stay fabulous, and for the love of all things cozy — go grab some Simply Sina/Simply Me/Bonza Blvd. merch before I start mailing it to random people like a chaotic Oprah.